“I used to think I was just a regular guy, but

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I got this in an e-mail I don’t know the author but it fits me to a “T”

 

“I used to think I was just a regular guy, but…

 

I was born white, which now, whether I like it or not, makes me a racist.  I am a fiscal  and moral conservative, which by today’s standards, makes me a fascist.  I am heterosexual, which according to gay folks, now makes me a homophobe.  I am non-union, which makes me a traitor to the working class and an ally of big business.  I am a Christian, which now labels me as an infidel.  I believe in the 2nd Amendment, which now makes me a member of the vast gun lobby.  I am older than 70 and retired, which makes me a useless old man.  I think and I reason, therefore I doubt much that the main stream media tells me, which must make me a reactionary.  I am proud of my heritage and our inclusive American culture, which makes me a xenophobe.  I value my safety and that of my family and I appreciate the police and the legal system, which makes me a right-wing extremist.  I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair compensation according to each individual’s merits, which today makes me an anti-socialist.  I (and most of the folks I know), acquired a fair education without student loans (it’s called work) and no debt at graduation, which makes me some kind of an odd underachiever.  I believe in the defense and protection of the homeland for and by all citizens, which now makes me a militant.

 

Please help me come to terms with the new me… because I’m just not sure who I am anymore!  I would like to thank all my friends for sticking with me through these abrupt, new found changes in my life and my thinking!  I just can’t imagine or understand what’s happened to me so quickly!

 

Funny…it’s all just taken place over the last 7 or 8 years!  As if all this wasn’t enough to deal with…….I’m now afraid to go into either restroom!”

 

God Bless this guy, and God Bless the United States of America

 

Go Vote!!!   I Need to know just who the hell I am

S. Henry Knocker

theknockerblog.com

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